Beard Scienceby Penny Reid
Winston Brothers #3
Publication Date: October 11, 2016
Genres: Adult, Contemporary, Humor, Romance
Jennifer Sylvester wants one thing, and that one thing is NOT to be Tennessee’s reigning Banana Cake Queen. Ever the perpetual good girl and obedient daughter, Jennifer is buckling under the weight of her social media celebrity, her mother’s ambitions, and her father’s puritanical mandates. Jennifer is officially desperate. And desperate times call for Cletus Winston.
Cletus Winston is a puzzle wrapped in a mystery covered in conundrum sauce, and now he’s in a pickle. Despite being convinced of his own omniscience, extortion by the exalted Banana Cake Queen of Green Valley has taken him completely by surprise. So… what’s a maniacal mastermind to do?
Likely, the last thing you expect.
‘Beard Science’ is the third book in the Winston Brothers series, is a full-length romantic comedy novel, and can be read as a standalone.
Jenny's Review
Title: Beard Science
Series: Winston Brothers #3
Series: Winston Brothers #3
Author: Penny Reid
Genre: Contemporary Romance, Humor
Our thoughts...
Cletus alone is a spectacular thing; he’s full of wisdom wrapped in confusion, love via protective precautions, and an underlying current of up-to-no-good with a side of you-can’t-prove-it. And, word has it, he makes a darn good sausage. What is there not to love?! Now, throw in Jenn Sylvester, the Banana Cake Queen, with all of her sheltered upbringing, suppressed love for life, and her inability to succumb to Cletus’ formidable presence, and we have ourselves a great story! Continue the review here: http://bit.ly/2f5Cz5w
Excerpt
“So Cletus told me I needed to change one thing every day. He wasn’t specific about
what I should change, just that I should decide on the one thing myself.”
Billy nodded.
I continued. “At first I didn’t see the purpose, but—do you know?—Cletus was right.
Something as trivial as paining my nails a different color made me feel like I could
do anything I set my mind to.”
Billy smiled.
I continued. “Cletus also said-”
Billy cleared his throat. “Do you go to the jam session much? I think I’ve only seen
you here a handful of times.”
“I don’t, actually. I’d like to, but Saturdays are busy. I’m usually making special
orders on Friday night. I’ve heard you sing a few times, though. You should do it
more often, you have such a nice voice.”
Billy smiled again, his eyes sliding to me then away. “Thank you.”
“And Cletus is amazing on the banjo. Last year he did a folksy version of Thriller,
during Halloween. It was spectacular.”
Billy sighed.
Conversation was surprisingly easy with Billy Winston, once I stopped being afraid
of saying the wrong thing. Instead of worrying, I just said whatever I wanted. He
wasn’t a big talker, other than asking me questions, so I filled the silence. Sometimes
what I said made him laugh. Sometimes it made him nod. Sometimes it made him
cough.
But usually whatever I said made him smile. And that was nice. He was nice.
He pulled his truck into the community center lot and it was clear the jam session
was already in full swing. The evening was chilly, so folks were dressed in coats.
I pulled my shawl over my shoulders and Billy opened my door, helping me from the
car. I slipped my fingers back into the crook of his elbow while trying to suppress a
new, and more powerful, flutter of excitement as we approached the community
center.
I wondered if Cletus would be there. I wondered what he would think of my dress,
and my hair in a bun, and my purposefully minimal makeup, and my nail polish.
Even though I was nervous, I grinned at the thought.
“What are you smiling about?” Billy asked, giving me the side eye.
“I’m nervous,” I answered honestly, feeling breathless, then asked before I could
catch myself, “Do you think Cletus is here?”
Billy’s mouth tugged to the side and he studied my face. “I’m sure he is. Why?”
“I wonder what he’ll think of my dress,” I admitted excitedly.
Billy chuckled and shook his head.
“What? What is it?” I pressed, searching his profile for a sign as to why he was
laughing.
He pulled us to a stop and faced me. “Since this is a practice date, do you want me to
give you a tip?”
I nodded eagerly. “Yes, please. All tips are welcome.”
“Okay. Here goes,” he gathered large breath, like he was bracing himself, and said,
“When you’re on a date with a man, it’s probably best not to bring up a different
man.”
My lips parted as my face fell. “I’m sorry. I keep talking about your brother.”
“No, no. It’s fine.” He reached for my hand and squeezed it. “This is a practice, no
need to apologize. I’m not upset. But if this were a real date, you bringing up Cletus
and wondering what he’s going to think of your dress would definitely rub me the
wrong way. If I’m on a date, I want that woman to be thinking only of me. Does that
make sense?”
I nodded, because it did make sense. “Just like, I probably wouldn’t like it—if this
were a real date—if you kept bringing up other woman.”
“That’s right.” He moved my hand back to his arm. “You’ll want to keep the
conversation about the two of you.”
I considered things as we walked. “Thank you, Billy.”
“For what?” He opened the double door for me, placing his hand on the small of my
back to usher me inside. The entryway was full of people, but I hardly noticed them.
“Thanks for doing this, and for the tip. Thanks for sacrificing your Friday night.”
Billy covered my fingers on his arm with his hand. “It’s not a sacrifice, Jennifer.”
“Well, it can’t be pleasant.”
He grinned again and gave me an incredulous look.
“What? What did I do this time? Do you have more tips?” I needed to know. I hoped
he filled the whole night with tips, so I would be an expert when the time came for a
real date.
Billy’s grin faded as his piercing blue eyes moved over my face. If he’d done this just
last week I think I would’ve fainted on the spot, mortified and terrified and assured
of my own failure.
But so much had changed in a week. I wasn’t afraid of him anymore. I was changing,
becoming braver. So I met his glacial eyes straight on and lifted my eyebrows
encouragingly.
“You can tell me, whatever it is,” I whispered earnestly, stepping closer. “Like I said,
all tips welcome.”
Finally, he said, “You have no idea how gorgeous you are, do you?”
I gaped at him, because that was not what I’d expected him to say.
But before I could recover, a stern voice to my left interjected. “She has no idea
whatsoever.”
I turned and found Cletus standing at my shoulder. Startled, I stumbled a step to the
side so I could see him better. What I found surprised me.
His jaw was clenched.
His mouth was curved into a frown.
And Cletus’ eyes, a dangerous and fiery blue, were narrowed on his brother.
About Penny Reid
SEX! It all started with sex, between my parents. Personally I don’t like thinking about it, but whatever works for you is a-ok with me. No judgment. The sex happened in California and much of my life also occurred in that state until I moved from the land of nuts (almonds), wine, silicon… boobs, and heavy traffic to the southeast US. Like most writers I like to write, but let’s get back to sex. Eventually I married and gave birth to 2 small people-children (boy-6, girl-4 as of this writing). By day I’m a biomedical researcher with focus on rare diseases. By night I’m a knitter, sewer, lino block carver, fabric printer, soap maker, and general crafter. By the wee hours of the morning or when I’m intoxicated I love to listen to the voices in my head and let them tell me stories. I hope you enjoy their stories.
Would love to win this awesome prize, thanks for chance!
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